Sunday, December 28, 2014

How My Wrapping Paper Ended Up With an Identity Crisis This Christmas

The holiday season crept up on me this year. It usually does. As a music teacher, my holiday rehearsal and program season begins in September and doesn't let up until the first day of winter break. It can last longer, depending on the commitments I've made within the community. By Christmas, I'm ready to hole up in a room somewhere, away from the general public, until the second week of January.

I barely decorated my house this year, although I did put up a tree. Come to think of it, my husband, Dan, took care of that too. It wouldn't have happened if it had been left up to me.

I did wrap my gifts. Not well, but I wrapped them, nevertheless. If you have been reading my blog for a while, you will recall that I am a bit of a failed gift wrapper.

One night, I found the cutest Christmas ornament wrapping paper hidden away in our closet. Dan had gone snowboarding in Sun Valley, leaving me with the whole evening to wrap his gifts.

"I wonder why I don't remember this paper from last Christmas?" I thought.

Dan came home late that night.

"All of your presents are wrapped," I bragged.

"Cool."

A few minutes later, he joined me in the living room and asked, "Why are there birthday gifts under our tree?"

"There aren't any birthday gifts under the--oh shit!" I exclaimed and slapped my forehead. "Birthday balloons?! I thought they were ornaments! It took me forever to wrap those gifts."

"That's hilarious."

"Should I wrap them again?"

"No, it's fine," Dan said. "It's difficult enough for you in the first place."


A few days later, I saw this photo on the Internet. I showed it to Dan.

"Oh yeah, this is what I meant," I told him.

He didn't buy it.


On Christmas morning, Dan kept saying things like, "You mean, I don't have to wait until April to open this?" (Because Dan's birthday is in April. Clever, very clever.)

A couple of gifts later, he said, "Only one more birthday gift to open."

Then he paused.

"This is the last time I'll get to make fun of you," he said.

"I'm sure you'll find something else eventually."

He stared at the gift for a moment.

"You're going to miss this so much," I said, rolling my eyes.

Finally, he opened the last present wrapped in birthday balloons.

It's the thought, not the wrapping paper, that counts anyway.

Right?

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Eleventh Anniversary Fun

Dan and I just celebrated our eleventh wedding anniversary on Saturday. Number eleven is not one of the "big ones." It's a year after the tenth, so maybe the anniversary gods just figure couples are all partied out by the eleventh. In fact, the traditional gift for eleven years is steel. What the hell kind of of gift is that?

"Good thing we don't get gifts based on the number of years like those crazy people in Gone Girl," Dan said.

"Good thing we don't do a lot of things like those crazy people in Gone Girl," I said.

Now most of my faithful readers will know that Dan and I have never had kids. I have almost six hundred students, and being a teacher is the best birth control ever.

But this anniversary, we felt a little like parents, at least temporarily, because most our special day was spent with my "kids."

Saturday morning, we woke up early, and ran in a Christmas Fun Run with my school's running group. Yes, Dan and I chose to spend the first half of my anniversary with sixty-nine of my students, their family members, and my teacher friends.

Post Fun Run fun


That evening, Dan and I went to The Nutcracker. The ballet probably would not have been Dan's choice for a romantic anniversary date, but two of my students were dancing in the production, and a few of them were singing in the children's chorus. I had been telling them all for months that I was coming to see them.

Anniversary date to the ballet

Actually, Dan didn't mind The Nutcracker that much.

"It's kind of cool story," he said, "although the story part is over by the second half."

I also woke up in the middle of my anniversary night, casting my school's production of Oliver in my head and worrying about disappointing my students in the process. The things we do for our "kids."

One of my student's parents said, "That's what parents do, spend their anniversaries with their children. And then you just move your anniversary to a different day."

I would never claim to work as hard as an actual parent though. Maybe I'm more like the cool aunt who advises the kids going to sleepover that they should eat lots of sugar that night.

And I get to give them all back at the end of the day.


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Sunday, December 14, 2014

Making the Case for Frozen


Last summer, Dan and I saw Gracie Gold skate in the Sun Valley Ice Show. During one of her solos, she floated out onto the ice, dressed in a glittery, robin egg blue leotard. A hush fell over the audience, and the music began.

All of a sudden, the parents in the audience collectively groaned, "Oh . . ." while the little girls beside them squealed and started to sing along.

Gracie Gold was skating to "Let it Go," the smash hit from the phenomenon known as Frozen.

I finally watched Frozen last weekend. I know. I'm about a year behind everyone else in the world.

I am not a mom, but I try to stay hip to kids' stuff because of my job. Even Dan watched it with me.

"I'm curious," he said.

I think it was mostly because he wanted to see what Robert Lopez, who composed the songs with his lyricist wife, Kristen Anderson-Lopez, would do with a kids' movie. Robert Lopez composed the music for Avenue Q and The Book of Mormon. (If you're not sure why this is significant, just Google it. You'll find out quickly.)

And the Lopez team did have some fun with the lyrics. Case in point: "Why have a ballroom with no balls?"

This year, I bought a Frozen songbook for my music classes. My choir students (even some of the boys) make me lead a Frozen sing along before rehearsal most mornings. I try to avoid the ballroom-with-no-balls song.

I have heard from parents that siblings fight over who gets to like Elsa and who gets to like Anna. One parent I talked to was relieved that one of her little girls was on Team Anna and the other was on Team Elsa.

The other day, I was trying to appear cool to a three-year-old, and I mistakenly pronounced "Anna" with a short vowel (rhyming it with Hannah). I was immediately corrected.

"It's Anna," the three-year-old said with a royal air, pronouncing the "a" vowels "ah" (like in father).

I decided I had better watch the movie so that I didn't lose all credibility with the six hundred kids that darken my classroom door everyday.

The verdict?

I thought it was a great story, surprisingly focused on the strength of the female characters, although their waists are still too small.

One of my Frozen fanatic students said with a knowing grin, "I bet you loved the 'Let it Go' scene."

I did and not just because of the awesome animation sequence where she flips her hands around and creates the best ice palace ever.

I had heard a lot of my music friends complain about "Let it Go" being poorly written and overplayed and badly sung by amateurs. But the song is about a woman's coming of age, and she doesn't even have to get married at the end, like in most Disney princess movies.

In fact, Anna, who takes the typical Disney princess route and falls in love at first sight instead of getting to know the guy first, actually finds out Prince Charming is not so charming.

Elsa, however, is going to do things the way she wants, not the way her society wants. She is not going to hide the feminine power that makes her unique and a little dangerous. The song's message is one of women's liberation, except her waist is still too small.

My students know Idina Menzel now. They think they discovered her. Never mind her almost-twenty-year theater career. But Frozen has made this Broadway veteran a household name for my kiddos. I love it.

I have deep conversations with my kindergartners now on the science of Olaf and how he loves the warm summer, but if he gets too warm he will melt, so Elsa gives him his own cloud, and that is so exciting. And then we get up and pretend to melt like snowmen to music. I am teaching high and low, and the kindergartners don't even know what hit them.

The kids at school keep telling me about a Frozen sequel. I'm not sure how that will work out because . . . you know . . . origin stories.


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Saturday, December 06, 2014

Santa Claus May Not Throw Up On Our House This Year

I might not get my decorations up this Christmas. I don't have a good reason, other than I am not very motivated.

For those of you who don't already know, I'm a music teacher, and Christmas is a crazy time of year for me. It's like one perpetual concert. Sometimes during the holidays, I have heard "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer" so many times that I want to come home to nothing Christmas-y at all.

If Fox News (or Stephen Colbert) knew I existed, I might be accused of declaring a "War on Christmas." I have already been accused by a Tea Party guy of single-handedly removing "the Christ from Christmas" in our public schools. That was the same year I was also told that I didn't include enough traditional druid songs like, "Walkin' in a Wiccan Wonderland." You'll forgive me if I sometimes get a little too Christmas-ed out to trim the tree.

My husband, Dan, and I have one window of opportunity to decorate our house, the Saturday or Sunday after Thanksgiving. If we don't do it then, the chances of getting it done are slim to none.

Most years, we spend that Saturday or Sunday listening to Christmas music while Dan puts up the (fake) tree, and I flit from room to room, trying to remember how I made space for everything the year before.

After we're done, Dan looks around the living room and says, "Yup. It looks like Santa Claus threw up on our house."

This year, Dan did put up the (fake) tree, but I went grocery shopping instead because . . . you know . . . well . . . food.

The truth is, I'm not really feeling it this weekend either because . . . well . . . I need to buy food again.

So, will we put up decorations this year?

It's a mystery . . . even to me . . .

Maybe I'll just go to Sun Valley and enjoy someone else's handiwork.
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Sunday, November 30, 2014

A Worthy Attempt at a Gratitude Journal (RE-POST from 12/1/13)

This is a re-post from last year. You will notice the dates don't match the 2014 calendar. Enjoy!

At the church Dan and I have been attending for the past few months, the minister suggested we keep a "Gratitude Journal" this week. As you might remember from last year's "The Obligatory Gratitude Post," I never seem to take these things too seriously despite my initial intentions.

At least I attempted the "homework" assigned by the minister. That's more than I can say about my husband, Dan, who rebels against organized religion by refusing to even fill in the blanks on the sermon notes. For ten years now, the church-homework-related conversations have gone a bit like this:

Me: "Are you going to do what Reverend so-and-so suggested this week?"

Dan: "Pssh! No."

Me: "It might be kind of fun or enlightening."

Dan: "Pssh! That's silly."

If Dan completes church homework 0% of the time, I probably do it about 5% of the time. And I like to fill in the sermon notes, not because of some guilt-ridden sense of duty, but because I am anal and a blank must be filled in or life just isn't worth living.

In honor of Thanksgiving, I decided to share the one church challenge I did finish. I apologize in advance for the superficiality of my gratitude journal. I'm just not very deep.

Sunday, November 24
I am grateful for high Cs and that I can hit one again.

Monday, November 25
I am grateful that my husband doesn't actually hate me like he did in that dream I had last night where he wanted to stay in separate hotel rooms. (A little insight into my neurotic dream issues.)

Tuesday, November 26
I am grateful for enthusiastic sixth graders who actually want to be in a musical this spring. (I must have written this after I spent much of my Thanksgiving break compiling materials and writing a script for this year's production.)

Wednesday, November 27
I am grateful that I did not see a cougar on my run this morning. I am not grateful for yellow air quality. (Boiseans will sympathize.)

Thursday, November 28
I am grateful that my husband is excited about zip-lining today even though I am scared too death for him here on the ground.

Friday, November 29
I am grateful that Dan and I had a quiet Thanksgiving, regardless of Dan's zip-lining.

Saturday, November 30
I am grateful that I boycotted Black Friday.

Yeah, that about covers it. If you want something more philosophical, I suggest you check out Facebook. It's a very thankful place right now. 'Tis the season.

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Saturday, November 22, 2014

Driving on the Ice and Living to Tell theTale


I am finally getting the hang of this winter driving stuff.

(Look at how at peace I appear to be, stuck in traffic. Of course, this was one of the clearer patches of road this week.)

Last week, I told you all about the crazy, early winter storm that dumped seven-and-a-half-plus inches of snow on our roads.

The night of the snowstorm, I was supposed to drive to an event in a neighboring town. I made my husband, Dan, drive because, as I posted on Facebook, "If we die on the road, at least we die together."

Dan dropped me off, safe and sound.

"It was an adventure getting over here," I admitted, "but not because of the roads, mostly because of me."

Here's a little taste of that night:

"Why is that car so close?" I would yell whenever I saw headlights behind us.

"No, no, no! Don't drive beside us!" I would exclaim whenever a car would approach in the next lane.

"ERRRRR!" (a growl-through-gritted-teeth sound I made whenever Dan attempted to turn.)

I couldn't avoid driving forever though. The weather never warmed up enough to melt the snow. By the end of the weekend, the roads had turned into large sheets of ice. The highway districts in the valley received numerous complaints about the response to the storm, something I don't know how to judge at all. But many of the main roads in Boise seemed pretty neglected.

Eventually, I got used to winter driving, as I do every year.

The first couple of days, I said, "ERRRRR!" from behind the wheel of my little hybrid, every time I passed over icy bumps. A few days later, I quit making the weird growl sound and just held my breath in the really bad spots, exhaling audibly once I hit smoother pavement.

Now, I am proud to say that I am somewhat used to my tires slipping around. I just hold the steering wheel very straight and hang on for the ride.

But fellow drivers, don't tail me. You don't understand. I am just coasting. I am not in control of what is happening here.

"I know it feels that way," said Dan when I explained this to him, "but I think you are more in control than you think."

Okay.

However, I have seen at least two slide-offs per day on my way to work. One of my colleagues ended up stuck in a ditch when she tried to pull into the school. And one parent was late to pick up her kid from choir because the student's sibling ran into a pole and totaled her car. In fact, there have been several news stories about drivers running into poles recently.

So . . . I'm not sure how in control I am. But I feel much more Zen about my time behind the wheel this winter.

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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Well, That Didn't Last Long

This picture does not do justice as to the amount of snow we actually received.

Last weekend, I wrote about my "Top Five Fall Faves." This weekend, I am holed up in my house, braving a freakin' blizzard. (Slight exaggeration.) In fact, I am sitting at my kitchen counter, watching the fluffy flakes fall as I type. I feel like a real writer. This crazy snow day is the only reason I even have time to update my blog.

This could possibly be karma for bragging about Boise's four seasons last week because fall sure didn't last long.

It's the earliest snow day since I started teaching. I mean, it's not even Thanksgiving yet. Sometimes, we get a mild snowstorm around the week of Thanksgiving . . . sometimes.

I teach in a district where we never got snow days at all, until a couple of years ago. But the weather seems to have gotten more severe in the last decade. Even I, not-a-climate-scientist, can see this.

On Thursday, as the first flakes started to fall, I told my fifth graders not to expect a snow day. At the time, a winter weather advisory had been issued, and only two inches of snow was predicted in the valley.

Pretty soon, the advisory turned into a winter storm warning, and one to two inches turned into two to four inches, then later, four to six. By noon, it was six to ten. One of my Facebook friends posted a pictured that measured seven-and-a-half inches in his yard.

Freezing rain was added to the forecast. The storm warning, originally set to expire at 11:00 a.m., was delayed to 2:00 by the time I finished writing this. (The snow has four more minutes to go.)

My husband, Dan, went to work in the morning. When he arrived home later that day, he told me the roads were bad but fun.

He also said that the barista at the coffee stand asked him, "Do you like the snow?"

And he exclaimed without hesitation, "Yeah!"

"About half of the customers today have liked it," she said.

By lunchtime, I called Dan at work because hadn't answered my instant messages.

The conversation went something like this:

Me: "Why is anyone even on the roads? Get off the roads! Oh my gosh, there is a sedan turning onto the street. It's not going to make it. Oh no, there's another one trying to turn left. Eeeee!"

Dan: "Stop watching the cars, Becky."

It was then decided (mostly by me) that Dan should come home from work early.

Dan: "Do you want me to bring you a coffee?"

Me (absentmindedly): "Sure!"

Dan: "You want me to come straight home, but you're okay if I drive through the coffee stand first?"

Long pause.

"I'll let you use your best judgment."

(That Snowy Mocha from Human Bean tasted really good.)


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Sunday, November 09, 2014

Top Five Fall Faves

I am one of those fortunate people who lives in an area with four distinct seasons.

And fall is here.

It's okay if you're jealous. I would be jealous too. Except, I live here . . . in a city . . . with fall.

Fall comes at the perfect time, right around the time I am getting tired of braving sultry afternoons and looking at people wearing not-so-sultry tank tops.

Here are some things that make the beginning of fall awesome:

1. Honey Crisp Apples
The first time I bit into one of these, I exclaimed out loud, "These really taste like honey! Apples and honey mixed together!"

"You sound like a commercial for honey crisp apples," said the person sitting next to me.

2. Pomegranates
It may be slightly messy to prep a pomegranate, but it is totally worth it in the end.

3. Pumpkin Spice Everything (e.g. lattes, breads, butters)
I occasionally indulge in pumpkin spice stuff regardless of the added sugars and syrups. I mean, there just comes a time when you've got to have a pumpkin spice latte.

4. Running
Running in fall weather is amazing. The air is crisp, not too hot, but still sunny. And the colors of the leaves are beautiful on the trails at this time of the year.
 
Minor confession: I seek out piles of fallen leaves on my path so that I can hear that crunchy sound under my feet. It probably arises from some subconscious, unmet need in my childhood.

5. Not having to mow the lawn anymore (says my husband)
This was Dan's contribution. I'm sure I'll hear complaints about raking up leaves in the next couple of weeks though.

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Friday, October 31, 2014

The Ghost in the Music Room (RE-POST from 9/13/14)

I thought this would be an appropriate re-post for Halloween. Enjoy! (Originally published 9/13/14)

I have a ghost in my music room. I'm not kidding. I don't even believe in ghosts, and my school is only six years old. But there is seriously a ghost in my music room.

A couple of years ago, I was teaching preschoolers. Two other teachers were also in the room. My guitar sat on its stand near my far wall. No one was near it. We weren't bouncing around or doing anything that would have caused sympathetic vibrations. All of a sudden, the guitar played. It was as though someone strummed his/her fingers right over each string.

No joke.

I have credible adult witnesses.

Something played a glissando on one of my glockenspiels while I was alone after school one day. Again, all of the instruments were tucked away safely on the shelves. No one was even near them.

One spring afternoon, my third grade students were dancing "La Raspa," and the CD player started slowing down like a warped record on a turntable. (I'm sure some of you remember those old things.) The kids froze and stared at me. Normally, they would have giggled at the silly sounds coming from my stereo.

But my students take the ghost very seriously. In fact, after telling them the hilarious story about my guitar playing on its own, I realized, from their anxious expressions, I might be freaking my kids out. So I named the ghost "Fred."

That was until the opera singing incident.

"I swear I heard a woman's voice coming from your room at around ten o'clock," one of the night custodian's told me last year. "She was singing opera. She sounded just like you, but no one else was even here.
So it's unlikely that the ghost would be a "Fred," unless he's a countertenor.

Our current custodian told me she was cleaning near my room when she heard someone whisper her name and then break into laughter. Again, it was late evening, and no one else was in the building.

"I've been cleaning your room for a week, and I haven't heard anything," scoffed the other night custodian who was listening in on our conversation.

"Just wait," we said in unison.

This week, I've heard a knock on my exterior door twice while teaching class. Both time, the kids and I looked out the window, and no one was there. No wayward children were wandering around the courtyard either or running away guiltily after playing a little ding-dong ditch.

My husband, Dan, thinks that the music room might have an opening to a parallel world.

"Think about it," he said. "The woman is an opera singer who sounds just like you. She laughs, which you do a lot. She likes music and hangs out mostly in your room. The ghost could just be another you."

"Because that's so much more believable than a ghost," I said.

"It's quantum physics," he said. "You know, string theory?"

"You mean like Fringe?" I said. "Are you the Peter Bishop to my Olivia?"

"Do you want me to build you a window to the other universe?"
 
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Saturday, October 25, 2014

Decluttering Dan (RE-POST from 6/2/12)

Dan freaked out the other day when he discovered that I had cleared out a pile of papers that had been sitting on our kitchen counter since the beginning of October. It reminded me of this post from 2012. (Originally published 6/2/12)

"You're going to blog about this, aren't you? You'll exaggerate, and people will think our house is trashy and cluttered like a hoarder's house or something . . ." Dan threw a few receipts onto the dining room table, the same dining room table that I had declared paper-scrap-free just seconds before. "Our house isn't trashy, you know. Most houses are a lot worse than ours."

This was coming from a man who, during his bachelor pad years, "sorted" his clothes by throwing the dirty ones on the closet floor until laundry day.

Dan and I don't fight very often. Dan doesn't talk much which means he doesn't "talk back" much either. (It's nice having a quiet husband.) Besides, we're on the same page about most everything. But our one consistent source of contention comes down to organizing random papers - bills, receipts, junk mail, owners manuals, warranties, etc.

That's not to say that Dan isn't an organized person. What looks like mounds of scrap paper to the naked eye truly is some sort of system that he has worked out somewhere in his head but has failed to share with the rest of us. Even his "dirty-clothes-on-the-floor" approach had a kind of order-from-the-chaos feel to it. (Dan did have a laundry basket, by the way. It sat empty beside his piles of clothes.)

When Dan and I first started dating, his kitchen table was covered with piles of papers.

"I still need to look through them," he would mumble.

But I wasn't worried. I just figured I would just introduce him to my foolproof filing system if we ever ended up together for eternity, and that he would acclimate quite well, as he had done when I suggested he use the empty laundry basket as a dirty clothes holder.

Throughout our eight years of marriage though, our dining room table has rarely been cleared off. And here is the problem with using our dining room table as a filing cabinet. It is the first thing people see when they enter our house. It is like the living room that my brother and I weren't really allowed to "live in" when we were growing up. We could play in the family room or the rec room, but the living room was the room that would serve as the spread for InStyle magazine if my mother ever became a bestselling author. (Okay, now you understand about my background and about why piles of stuff send me into a neurotic frenzy.)

I tried making Dan a to-do file. It sits by my to-do file bursting at the seams with papers and receipts, some of which are two or three years old. I touched it the other day, and a CD entitled "Ubuntu 11.10 Desktop 32-bit" fell out.

"I still need to look through that," Dan muttered when I asked.

Sometimes the piles of papers are joined by the contents of Dan's pockets - a cell phone, a wallet, car keys, a pair of sunglasses, a work badge, spare change, a stick of gum, and whatever else shows up in men's pockets these days. I'd rather not know.

Here is the conversation that ensues when I attempt to help Dan come up with a new system:

Dan: "Did you move my pile again?"

Me: "Yes, it's in the cedar box in the kitchen."

Dan: "I won't remember to look for it there."

Me: "You won't remember to grab your keys before you drive your car?"

Dan: "There's too much stuff in that box. I'll get confused."

Me: "You're that easily confused? By a couple of gift cards and prescription receipts? Anyone walking by our house can see your wallet, cell phone, iPod, and car keys sitting on the table. You want to invite thieves over for dinner or what?"

Dan: "And where are my piles of papers? I still need to look through them."

Me: "You mean the owners' manual for the TV we bought six months ago? They are also in the brown box, along with the remote control from the old TV that you must have been using as a paper weight since we obviously have no use for it anymore."

Dan: "See. I forgot to go through them because you hid them. When they sit on our dining room table, it helps me remember to go through them."

Me: "So write it on the whiteboard on the fridge."

 Dan: "I don't look at the whiteboard."

Me: "I do. I'll help you remember. Believe me. I will help you."

It struck me that this conversation was similar to one I had heard many times as a child - about my father's compost pile. My mother thought it was gross. My father, an avid gardener, thought it was necessary. (Personally, as a lover of all things organic, I am quite fond of my compost pile.) Dan and I were turning into my parents.

Needless to say, the table is clear for now. There is a big note on the whiteboard that reads, "Dan's filing" under our to-do list. I wonder how long it will take for those piles of papers to sneak their way back onto that dining room table.

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Sunday, October 19, 2014

The Halloween Candy Dilemma (RE-POST FROM 11/4/11)

This post was originally published on 11/4/11. Enjoy this blast from the past!

As my husband and I prepared for Halloween, I was consumed with a nagging sense of guilt that had been festering over the last few years.

My students get almost more excited about Halloween than they do about Christmas, all that frenzy over a pillowcase full of free sugar. On top of that, on Fridays at my school, the kids can buy popcorn, Popsicles, and - on special occasions - cotton candy. This year, the "special occasion" happened to fall on the Friday before Halloween - as if they weren't going to be eating enough junk already.

Of course, I suppose I contribute to this problem. I have a couple packages of Dum Dums and Smarties (notice the cute juxtaposition) hidden in my classroom for students who help me move instruments or risers around.

Our school also sponsors a special trick-or-treat night where the kids can parade through the school, after hours, in their costumes, while the teachers stand in front of their classrooms and pass out candy. It actually makes for a fun evening, and it's a great excuse to see the kids in their Halloween best. But it also means kids get two nights of trick-or-treating or, in other words, double the candy.

I started to reevaluate my feelings about handing out candy on Halloween. Plus, I was not happy with the Hershey Corporation's recent use of foreign student slave labor. How could Dan and I promote a healthy lifestyle and be socially responsible on Halloween, the sugariest night of the year?

On Cotton Candy/Popcorn Friday, I discussed my misgivings with my co-workers in the faculty room. One teacher said that she and her husband give their grandkids graham crackers and a couple of pieces of candy. Another teacher said that she buys playing or trading cards at Costco as alternatives to sweets.

"I'm thinking about handing out apples and toothbrushes this year," I lied, knowing I would never have the guts to do that.

“That's a good way to get your house egged," said one of the student teachers.

Dan and I had just watched a TV show the night before where one of the characters decided to give full-size candy bars to the trick-or-treaters.

“I’m going to be the hero of the neighborhood,” the guy announced proudly, accompanied by a laugh track. Dan and I - sheepishly - shared that sentiment.

We didn't want to be the uncool, granola neighbors. I had heard my students talk about those people.

"Oh, you're that house," one of my former students said when I told her I had considered handing out fruit this year. "Some hippie lady gave us organic chocolate, and it's disgusting."

"One lady said she ran out of candy so she gave me an apple instead," another student once told me disdainfully.

So, Dan and I found ourselves at the grocery store staring at shelf after shelf of chocolate gluttony.

"We could get sugar-free candy,” Dan suggested half-heartedly.

"That's almost as bad as giving them dental floss."

"It's kind of the parents' job to monitor how much candy their kids eat."

With that part of my conundrum rationalized, we took up the daunting task of deciding what kind of candy to buy. As I said earlier, we were boycotting Hershey this Halloween. Dan also said he had heard socially irresponsible things about Nestle.

"I don't know about Mars. It's probably just as bad," Dan said.

"Well, ignorance is bliss, I guess."

(And yes, I discovered later, Mars Incorporated has had similar labor/fair practice issues in the past. It is supposedly taking steps to rectify this, not that my expectations are all that high.)

Then we had to decide how many bags to buy. The big bags were 30 cents per ounce, and the small bags were 20 cents per ounce.

"I'm not spending that much on these weirdo kids just so they can have free candy and get diabetes," I said, reaching for the small bags. "No more than one - two pieces max."

"It's okay if we have leftovers," Dan hinted.

"Yeah, we can just eat it all to keep the kids from making bad nutritional choices."

It took the first little Woody from Toy Story ringing our doorbell - "Twick ow Tweat!" - to make me forget about my aversion toward the candy industry.

"You want a piece of candy? Here, take four or five!"

We ended up running to the store and buying two more bags.

At school the next day, one of my fourth graders brought me an apple. She was only the second student to bring me an apple in my ten years of teaching. Did she really love me, her wonderful music teacher? Or did she just make the mistake of trick-or-treating at the neighborhood hippie house the night before?

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Saturday, October 11, 2014

The Day I Killed the Shredder

A few weeks ago, my husband, Dan, came home to, "You need to fix the shredder."

I had been shredding some old documents from school, and I had gotten overly confident about the number of papers I could feed through at a time.

The shredder decided it had enough, and I, determined to finish the job, reversed and forwarded the machine several times, the papers balling up more and more between the blades.

Eventually, I unplugged the shredder because the motor wouldn't stop running, and nothing was moving through the machine anyway.

"It almost worked," I told Dan as he pulled out a screwdriver. "I was so close."

Dan just stared at me with his famous crinkled eyebrow expression.

A few minutes later, after he had tinkered a little with the shredder, I heard him say, "Maybe I should buy a new one."

"It’s that bad?" I asked.

"It’s pretty bad."

"Are you mad at me?"

"Yes," he said, but he didn’t sound very mad.

A while after that, after much grumbling and grunting, Dan stared at the machine and exclaimed, "What the heck is going on?"


About a half-hour later, Dan announced that he was going to buy a new machine, a wider one, because you had to feed paper through our current shredder absolutely straight, or it didn't work.

"That's not exactly what happened," I said. "I just tried to shove too many papers through at once."

"No, really. I've been thinking about it."

"You're being too nice to me."

"I'm always nice to you when you do stupid stuff."

A little while later, after opening top of the shredder, Dan said with a sigh, "That didn't help like I thought it would."

"Holy cow!" He was now covered in tiny pieces of paper. "Okay, where did the other screw go?"

About fifteen minutes passed, and then I heard the familiar sound of a properly working shredder.

Dan rolled the vacuum into the living room without a word. I gave him the thumbs up sign and smiled.

"Is it the wrong time to ask if I can shred the rest of my documents?"


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Sunday, October 05, 2014

When the Utopia Ends (RE-POST FROM 10/13/12)

 I wrote this post two years ago. It still holds true today. 

It has happened. The honeymoon is over.

Here is the hallway chatter from today:

"It's the weekend!" (with a relieved sigh).

"Thank goodness it's Friday!"

"Math with this class is like being in a very dark place."

Even my student teacher said, "I feel like I've worked really hard this week, putting out fires and keeping kids entertained."

Now that we are eight weeks in, the weather changes, the darker mornings, and Halloween being just around the corner are taking their toll on our up-until-this-point calm beginning to the school year.

Just this morning, I heard someone say, "I think this is the smoothest start we've had since our school opened."

Then this afternoon, I saw two of our repeat offenders from previous years looking chagrined and being marched inside from recess. And these kids had been doing so well.

In my class, a kid stood with his hands down his pants and yelled, "I think I broke the root of my tooth!"

Another one said quite loudly, "I just don't feel the beat! I just don't feel it!"

And yet another brought a plush toy frog to music and, instead of singing "This Land is Your Land," croaked, "Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!"

"Am I doing something wrong?" my student teacher asked.

"No, it just means they feel comfortable with you now. Take it as a compliment."

Then I added, "But don't forget to nail them to the wall if they deserve it."

So we're back. The never-a-dull-moment aspect of my career has resurfaced. As crazy as it sounds, it is why I love my job. And I am sure I will have many more entertaining anecdotes as the year progresses.


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Saturday, September 27, 2014

One Crazy Weekend

Last year, I wrote Heartbreak and a Little Grace, a blog post about my experience with an extreme case of viral laryngitis. I was so ill I did not get to perform a role that I had been studying for over a year.

Last weekend, I repaid the universe by stepping into a role at the last minute. At least, I hope my debts are paid.

First, let me explain the forty-five minutes in which my life went from normal to insane.

On Thursday, my school was asked with less than four weeks' notice to sing at an event at the State Capitol. My student teacher took over the classes while I tried to assemble a group of singers, choose the appropriate music, contact the people involved, create a rehearsal schedule—you get the picture.

About halfway through that morning, I received an e-mail marked "URGENT!" I called the number in the message and found out that a local theater company was in need of a conductor to fill in that weekend after an emergency had taken the regular music director out of town.

I am also in the middle of rehearsals for my own production, scheduled at the end of October, and I just happened to be off that Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.

In the midst of rearranging my schedule and, at the same time, coordinating the Capitol performance, my boss said, "Do whatever is easiest for you. I don't want to stress you out with this last minute event."

"Well, let me tell you what has transpired in the last forty-five minutes!"

So I headed down to the theater that Thursday, right after a collaboration meeting, butterflies playing field hockey in my stomach. My husband, Dan, brought me food because I tend to turn into the Incredible Hulk when I don't eat.

The theater group had canceled the performance that night and had scheduled a rehearsal so that I could practice with the actors. I set to learning the score and about sixty sound cues in the course of three hours. One positive: The music director had the amazing presence of mind to leave me specific cue-by-cue notes for the entire show.

On Friday, I sat in the back of my room, conducting and running each sound cue while my student teacher taught my classes. (Thank goodness for student teachers.) By that evening, I was a bundle of nerves.

I was directing a score and working with a technology that the original conductor had rehearsed for several months. I had it in my hands for less than twenty-four hours.

"I'm going to ruin the show!" I cried to Dan.

He shrugged, "You probably won't."

Comforting.

You probably guessed the end of the story. I survived, and the show went on.

The sound cues were run off of an iPad, and no matter how many Mac enthusiasts stand by those "cutting edge" Apple products, technology is always fallible.

For instance, I must have been sweating during the matinee because the iPad wouldn't read my finger taps. By the second act, I figured out that it helped if I wiped my finger off on my dress before I touched the screen.

During one scene, I had an itchy trigger finger and hit a track accidentally while I was scrolling, causing random music to play mid-dialogue. I'm sure the people sitting behind me in the audience overheard a few curse words.

On closing night, the app froze right before one of the musical numbers, and the cast had to sing it a cappella. I turned off the mixer (so the audience wouldn't hear Siri say anything weird) and rebooted.

"This is why we do live theater," the stage manager said over the headset.

The app looked like it was working again, and I reported it back to stage manager and crew.

"We have our fingers crossed," was the response in my ear.

I caught the leading man's eye and gave him the "fingers-crossed" sign right before the next musical number.

"That’s just what an actor wants to see from the conductor before he starts singing!" he told me later, when we were removed enough from the situation to joke about it.

But the real story in all of this is the way the theater community bands together in the face of emergencies.

The director sat right beside me for moral support that first night. The stage manager constantly encouraged me over the headset. The cast and crew kept reminding me of how appreciative they were and never once dwelled on my "operator errors."

After closing night, when I told Software Engineer Dan about the iPad crash, he said, "Maybe I should have told you to reboot before every performance. That might have helped clean everything up."

"Well, that’s nice to know now," I said.

"You didn’t tell me that it had a history of crashing mid-performance. I would have told you to try that."

"Yes, I did," I said. "I told you they told me it crashed the weekend before, and then I said, 'What if it crashes again? My iPad crashes all the time.' And you said, 'Yup.'"

"Oh yeah. I remember that now."

Again, comforting.

In the end, I was happy to help out in such a difficult situation. Even though it was stressful, I was glad to be able to pay it forward.

Like I said, I hope my debts are paid now—knock on wood (we theater people are slightly superstitious)—and the laryngitis gods decide to pass me over the next time I perform.

Flowers from a very special cast

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Saturday, September 20, 2014

(RE-POST from 9/8/12) I Don't Speak Teenager Anymore

Life got busy again! Go figure. Enjoy this re-post from 2012.

So there I was, sitting at a coffee shop, perusing the Internet and Facebook for humor blog material. I found that after two weeks back to school, I needed a little help in the funny department.

I quickly discovered current event humor was few and far between, mostly crazy political conventions and crazy education superintendents (Idahoans, you know what I'm talking about). And Kristen Stewart hasn't cheated on anyone since July. Of course, Clint Eastwood did a bit with an empty chair this week - funny in a senile way, but old news by now. And I've been meaning to blog on Chick-Fil-A for - like - two months, but that's kind of old news too. (Just a hint - not a fan of the franchise. Shakin' my fist, shakin' my fist.)

All of a sudden, I heard it reverberate from the table next to mine. I'm still not sure what it was, but it sounded a lot like, "Acck yack pedakt reafent ubbege?"

And the response was, "Acck yack fegakt pearickle cudgegge."

I surreptitiously turned my head to check out the source of this bizarre but seemingly human chatter, half expecting to see a Klingon seated behind me. I started to Google "Klingon Translator," but I soon ascertained that this strange talk was actually a language as foreign to me as any of the alien dialects on sci-fi movies - Teenager.

I don't know when I lost my ability to understand Teenager. It must be a gradual process. One day you wake up, and all of a sudden, Teenager sounds like, "Acck yack fegakt pearickle cudgegge."

I spent all summer working with teenagers, and many of my former students are now teenagers (and Facebook friends). When these teens speak directly to me, I can still understand them. In other words, our youth must be the more evolved segment of the human population - able to communicate fluently in both Adult and Teenager.

I completely missed the MTV Video Awards this year, although I am confused as to where people see music videos anymore. Must be that newfangled "YouTube" thingy or something. Just another clue I am no longer part of the youth demographic.

At some point, these teens at the table next to mine took a break from their native tongue and said something I could understand.

"I just don't know what he wants on that assignment!" one of them said. She had sparkly eyelids.

"I know, and I asked him when I needed it memorized, and he said, 'Yesterday,'" her friend said. She wore a ponytail on top of her head. They were wearing matching red shirts. "That doesn't tell me anything."

I smiled at the adult humor that was causing these teenagers such affliction.

I almost leaned over and said, "That's pure awesomeness."

But I didn't. Here is a little advice to my adult friends. Don't try to talk Teenager. You might think you still know the language. Trust me - you don't.



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Saturday, September 13, 2014

The Ghost in the Music Room

I have a ghost in my music room. I'm not kidding. I don't even believe in ghosts, and my school is only six years old. But there is seriously a ghost in my music room.

A couple of years ago, I was teaching preschoolers. Two other teachers were also in the room. My guitar sat on its stand near my far wall. No one was near it. We weren't bouncing around or doing anything that would have caused sympathetic vibrations. All of a sudden, the guitar played. It was as though someone strummed his/her fingers right over each string.

No joke.

I have credible adult witnesses.

Something played a glissando on one of my glockenspiels while I was alone after school one day. Again, all of the instruments were tucked away safely on the shelves. No one was even near them.

One spring afternoon, my third grade students were dancing "La Raspa," and the CD player started slowing down like a warped record on a turntable. (I'm sure some of you remember those old things.) The kids froze and stared at me. Normally, they would have giggled at the silly sounds coming from my stereo.

But my students take the ghost very seriously. In fact, after telling them the hilarious story about my guitar playing on its own, I realized, from their anxious expressions, I might be freaking my kids out. So I named the ghost "Fred."

That was until the opera singing incident.

"I swear I heard a woman's voice coming from your room at around ten o'clock," one of the night custodian's told me last year. "She was singing opera. She sounded just like you, but no one else was even here."
So it's unlikely that the ghost would be a "Fred," unless he's a countertenor.

Our current custodian told me she was cleaning near my room when she heard someone whisper her name and then break into laughter. Again, it was late evening, and no one else was in the building.

"I've been cleaning your room for a week, and I haven't heard anything," scoffed the other night custodian who was listening in on our conversation.

"Just wait," we said in unison.

This week, I've heard a knock on my exterior door twice while teaching class. Both times, the kids and I looked out the window, and no one was there. No wayward children were wandering around the courtyard either or running away guiltily after playing a little ding-dong ditch.

My husband, Dan, thinks that the music room might have an opening to a parallel world.

"Think about it," he said. "The woman is an opera singer who sounds just like you. She laughs, which you do a lot. She likes music and hangs out mostly in your room. The ghost could just be another you."

"Because that's so much more believable than a ghost," I said.

"It's quantum physics," he said. "You know, string theory?"

"You mean like Fringe?" I said. "Are you the Peter Bishop to my Olivia?"

"Do you want me to build you a window to the other universe?"
 

For more school ghost stories, check out "The Ghost in the Music Room: Part 2." 

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Saturday, September 06, 2014

End of the Summer Mountain Biking Fun

My husband, Dan, and I spent the last two weekends on our mountain bikes, saying our official goodbye to summer.

Two weekends ago, we biked in Sun Valley.

When we returned from our ride, a trio of frat-boy-types called to me from the hotel balcony, "We have bean dip and beer if you want a post-ride snack!"

"We just ate granola bars," I yelled back, pleased that they saw me as a real mountain biker.

"That sounds boring!"

Then Dan got out of the car, and the guys hurried inside.

"They were flirting with you," Dan said.

"No, boys don't flirt with me. I'm too awkward and sweaty."

"I just think it's funny that they ran off as soon as they saw me."

Last weekend, we biked in McCall.
At one point, Dan and I passed a woman with two young girls parked on the side of one of the trails. We were headed downhill, and we slowed down out of courtesy to the young bikers (who looked less enthused about going up the hill than their adult companion).

"Oh, come on! Go faster!" the woman said. "We want to see some skiddy-skids."

"No thanks," I said, not sure what "skiddy-skids" were in the first place. Then I added, "Weirdo," once I was out of earshot.

A split-second later, I was glad I was out of earshot because that was mean. She was probably just trying to entertain the exhausted girls who didn't look like they cared one way or the other if Dan and I "skiddy-skidded."


On another trail, I zipped past two walkers who warned me about a big rock ahead of me, and I was like, "I got this." I was really enjoying this people-think-I'm-a-real-mountain-biker status.

By the end of my ride, I was so sweaty from wearing my rain jacket, I looked like I had been in a wet t-shirt contest. I changed into a clean sweatshirt, only to then look like I was lactating from my sports bra.

"It's like Pat's garbage bag in Silver Linings Playbook," Dan said. "You just sweated off a thousand calories."

By the end of our trip, I was on endorphin overload. Two lattes, a couple of puffs of albuterol, and seventeen miles of mountain biking will do that to you.


More mountain biking fun:
The Mountain Biking (Almost) Disaster
Adventures in Mountain Biking

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Saturday, August 30, 2014

How I Survived the First Week of School (RE-POST from 9/2/12)

This post was originally written in 2012. The concept is still the same with the exception of the Republican National Convention. Don't get me wrong. The RNC would still be crazy and depressing, but it's not an election year, so dodged that bullet. (Whew!)

 Here is how I survived the first week of school:
  • I avoided coverage of the Republican National Convention (too crazy and a little depressing) . . . unless it was on The Daily Show or The Colbert Report.
  • I ate leftovers all week. As an equal-opportunity-loving feminist, I would have been happy to let Dan cook for us. And Dan, also an equal-opportunity-loving feminist, would have been happy to do so. But we would have ended up eating cheese quesadillas every night.
  • I repeated this mantra: "Labor Day is just around the corner."
  • Caffeine! And only because Valium is a controlled substance.
  • Chocolate! And only because Valium is a controlled substance.
  • Zumba! A little healthier than Valium.
  • I laughed with my colleagues. We have plenty of material at an elementary school.
  • I focused on anecdotes like this: A little student of mine, who looks just like my brother did at age six, called a picture of a trumpet a "trump-bone." Adorable!
At the end of the first week of school, Dan and I were both comatose by 9:00, even though I had been the one herding six hundred kids all week.

"When can we retire?" he asked. He was having sympathy fatigue, I guess.

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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Daring Feats on Frozen Water (or in Living Rooms) [RE-POST from 9/10/11]

Whew! Getting ready for the first day back to school is a busy time. This blog post originally ran on 9/10/11. Enjoy it for a second time while I take a quick break from writing to prep my classroom for the upcoming year.

I introduced my husband, Dan, to the Sun Valley Summer Ice Shows about a year ago. Figure skating is not a sport I would normally expect Dan to embrace. But in our seven years of marriage, I have succeeded in exposing Dan to a more sophisticated culture. And I can happily say that both of us now enjoy a variety of aesthetic entertainment on a regular basis.

Okay, so maybe it's not about the artistry. Dan's initial response to the Sun Valley Ice Show was, "This is way better than the boring stuff they do on the Olympics." The Sun Valley Ice Show is a bit like a circus-on-ice.

Last weekend, we found ourselves sitting on the west bleachers, waiting for the show to begin, watching the Zamboni circle the rink. I was excited to see Sasha Cohen.

Dan, on the other hand, said with eager anticipation, "I wonder if they're going to do that trick where they swing a woman by the legs, and her head gets so close to the ground that it looks like it's going to smack against the ice."

"You mean that trick I have to watch through my fingers, the trick where the crowd gasps in horror while you clap enthusiastically and egg the skaters on?"

"That's the one."

I handed him the camera. Dan also loves the challenge of photographing the skaters' most dangerous tricks in action.

And before you think it can't be that bad because I tend to exaggerate (as my husband is probably muttering right now while he reads this), here are some examples of those "most dangerous tricks."

One woman skates while hula hooping multiple hoops. Eventually, she graduates to a fiery hoop by the end of the show. One male skater places his female partner upside down on his shoulders as they glide around on the ice. Another male skater holds his ice partner above his head with one hand. In a different number, a skater holds his partner by her stomach . . . on his head. And that doesn't include the jumps, the back flips, and the throwing of one's partner across the ice.

While I am thrilled that I no longer have to pull teeth to get Dan to take me to an ice show, I am not so thrilled when we get back home, and he wants to try "ice skating" in our living room. I have had to fend off several attempts at being flipped in midair while simultaneously being thrown over the couch. And every now and then, Dan rushes toward me with every intention of lifting me over his head and balancing me on his index finger.

"You have to go limp," Dan instructed wisely. "Don't try to control it."

"How about we don't try ice skating moves in our living room at all?"

But truly, it's a win-win situation for all involved. I get to see live, phenomenal figure skating. Dan gets to see daring feats performed on frozen water. And our neighbors probably get to see some pretty lively entertainment through our windows when we get home.

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Saturday, August 16, 2014

Vacation Top Fives


I am not ashamed to "phone in" my blog this weekend. That's what my husband, Dan, calls it when I publish a simple top five (or ten or twenty) list as my weekly post. (BuzzFeed has become quite popular following this format, by the way.)

Anyway, my loyal readers lead busy lives, and sometimes it's nice to just skim through a list and look at pretty pictures. So here it is. My summer vacation 2014 top fives.

As an added bonus, I have also included Dan's top fives. We did not consult each other when creating these lists, so these are truly his top fives and not just a list of stuff I told him to say.

Becky's Top Fives:

5. Shopping in Bend
Bend, Oregon is a hip city with lots of fun downtown restaurants, boutiques, and . . . COFFEE SHOPS. (I've become slightly addicted over the summer. To coffee, that is.)

4. Harry and David
We stayed in Medford, Oregon, home to Harry and David. And Harry and David equals chocolate.

3. Bookstore in Ashland, Oregon
Now you know. I prefer hanging out in bookstores to eating chocolate. The first thing Dan does when we travel to a new city is look for the closest local bookstore (for me) and record store (for him). I can hang out in bookstores for hours. I lead a simple life.

2. Hiking at Crater Lake
Crater Lake National Park is beautiful and a little less Disneyland than Yellowstone. And if you actually hike the trails, you can even enjoy a little solitude here and there.
1. Oregon Shakespeare Festival
Dan and I attended the Oregon Shakespeare Festival four years ago. It was a quick trip over spring break. We saw one play and had to leave the next morning. This year, we spent a little more time in Ashland, and we saw two amazing shows, Into the Woods and A Wrinkle in Time. They did not disappoint!


Dan's Top Fives:

5. Plaikni Falls (at Crater Lake)

4. Into The Woods (OSF production)
3. A Wrinkle In Time (OSF production)

2. The Pinnacles (at Crater Lake)
1. Crater Lake from Watchman Lookout


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Saturday, August 09, 2014

Jack and the Frickin' Beanstalk

You may remember that my husband, Dan, and I are the worst groundskeepers in the neighborhood. But sometimes during the summer, I fancy myself a bit of a gardener, and I plant seeds around my yard. And by plant seeds, I mean I throw seeds, allowing them to land where they may. I don't pay attention to what it says on the packet, and I don't worry about seed spacing because I am not convinced that anything I plant (throw) will actually grow.

Last summer, I planted (threw) some hollyhock seeds in the rock bed along the back of the house. They began to grow, a little too easily, but the plant didn't look like much other than a patch of gigantic leaves, kind of like cabbage.

This year, the hollyhocks started to grow, and they blossomed into an assortment of rich purple flowers. I was so excited that I texted Dan.

"I did it! I grew something!"

Pretty soon, the hollyhocks grew so tall that I began to call them, "Jack and the Beanstalk." I'm sure the packet warned potential growers that hollyhocks can reach up to eight feet in height, but we've already established that I didn't read the packet.

Bugs also liked the leaves of this plant, and Dan and I experimented with a garden safe ("for organic gardening," the bottle said) brand of fungicide/insecticide. Usually, we do not spray more than vinegar and soap around our yard, but any bug that would dare attack Jack and the Beanstalk intimidated us a little.

After a gust of wind blew the spray back onto me, and I had to wash all clothes and body in hot water, I told Dan, "This was a big mistake. I don't ever want to use that stuff again, not unless I'm wearing a Hazmat suit."

Now the hollyhocks are falling over because I didn't plant them where they can be propped up, and I didn't space the seeds twelve to twenty-four inches apart as suggested by wikiHow. The stalks—stalks that a month ago I am fairly certain I could have scaled and landed in the fee-fi-fo-fum giant's house—now resemble tentacles straight out of Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea.

Dan tied the stems together with wire, which just accentuated the giant killer squid motif.

Yeah, I kind of suck as a gardener.

I know a lot of you are dying to give me some terrific advice on how to remedy this issue, but the truth is, I probably won't listen to you.

Unless I can just throw the seeds around and let the finished product fend for itself, I won't do it.

I'm that lazy.

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Saturday, August 02, 2014

Five Things That Made Me Happy This Week

1. According to this recent article, psychologists have found that children who read the Harry Potter series have an improved "perception of stigmatized groups like immigrants, homosexuals or refugees." In other words, Harry Potter makes kids more empathetic. Yet another reason to recommend these books to young readers! (I know a few adults who might benefit from this as well.)

2. This is as close to posting cat pictures/videos as I will get. So enjoy my moment of weakness.


3. I live here.


By the way, Boise made "The 10 Best Cities to Move to in 2014." Of course, we Boiseans knew this already.

4. The Boise Co-op is expanding to my side of town. Could this mean that West Boise is becoming hipper? Could West Boise be the new North End? I mean, there are a few bearded, tattooed twenty and thirty-somethings in our neighborhood. (One of them is actually my husband, Dan.) And I see the occasional liberal bumper sticker on cars around our house. Maybe . . .?

5. I know I complain about him a lot, but Squirrel makes me happy. Summer wouldn't be summer without Squirrel contorting his body in strange, disturbing ways to get to the bird food outside our front window.

http://injillswords.blogspot.com/2013/06/let-me-tell-you-bout-birds-and.html

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