Calvin and the Dinosaur Museum (RE-POST from 9/3/11)
With the Labor Day holiday approaching, I have had less time to craft a post full of clever witticisms. So I decided to let my students do the work this week. The following anecdote occurred during a second grade class while my student teacher was attempting to introduce herself to the kids. For those of you who have children or work with children, you know you can't make this stuff up.
My student teacher had just shown the kids some pictures from her trip to Italy when little towheaded Calvin raised his hand. She called on him, and he wagged his finger at her, saying authoritatively.
“I’m Calvin with a C. Okay. When I grow up, here's what I'm going to do. I’m going to travel the whole entire world and find every dinosaur fossil in the whole entire world and bring all of them back to Idaho and put them in a huge museum, and I’m going to build it on the plains. I'm going to call it the World Museum, and it's going to have three rooms, Cabella’s size.”
All of a sudden, another second grader named Hank became very excited. He turned around to face Calvin.
“Are we friends, Calvin? Are we friends?"
"Well, yes," Calvin answered Hank abruptly.
"Can I help you now that we're friends?”
Calvin turned his wagging finger on Hank and said sternly, “Now, Hank, here’s how it’s going to be. You can help me find the fossils.”
As the class walked out of the music room, Hank bounced over to me.
"I’m going to help Calvin find fossils because I’m his friend now!”
Later that day, I told Calvin's teacher about the unusual entertainment in music class that morning.
"Oh yes," his teacher said as I finished my tale through a fit of laughter. "I've heard about this dinosaur museum. Calvin's got it all planned out!"