Saturday, April 28, 2018

Even Though Things Are Crazy, the Kids Can Still Be Funny

Yes, this is a "Kids Are Hilarious" blog post . . . again. My reasons for writing yet another one of these are:

1. I have plenty of source material. I never run out.
2. I am busy, and this abundance of source material makes it easy. (I still have six school-related performances. Count them. Six. We don't even have six weeks of school left.)

3. At this time of the year, ALL teachers, in every discipline, at every grade level, need a laugh.

So . . . here you go. You're welcome . . .

Kids Can Be Gross
At one point, during the Great Elementary Stomach Bug Epidemic of 2018, I had so many kids projectile vomiting in music class that one of my teacher friends called my room "The Throw-Up Room."

Also, it's not unusual to call on a little one with his hand waving in the air only to have him proclaim to the class, "I just saw SOMEONE pee on the risers!"


Kids Are My Favorite
I admitted to some of my upper grade students that I was getting too old to have children.

"But you look like twenty!" one boy exclaimed.

"I seriously thought you were in your thirties," another girl said.

And the other boy in the room said, "You look just like my mom, and she looks like a teenager."

"You are officially my new favorites!" I told them.


Kids Know Their Fashion
On hat day, I met the kindergarten class outside my room.

The line leader started to chatter, "Hello, inductor! You look like an inductor. Why are you an inductor today? You're a train inductor."

"I think he is saying you look like a 'conductor,' like a train conductor," his teacher interpreted for me.

My "inductor" hat

During sixth grade music, a boy said, "Mrs. Duggan, that shirt is LIT!"

"Is that good?" I asked. (In my day, "lit" was either a euphemism for being drunk or the '90s rock band.)

"It's very good. Get used to hearing that slang. It's really popular now days."

My "lit" shirt

Kids Can Brighten Your Day
Today, we were practicing a parody of JT's "Can't Stop the Feeling," and one of the kids jumped up and down throughout the entire song.

"I can’t hear you sing when you’re jumping around like that," I told the kid. "The singing's kind of important, kiddo."

"Sorry. I can't help it," he said. "I just get so excited!"


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Sunday, April 22, 2018

The Hamilton Experience


My most faithful readers may remember that my husband, Dan, and I had tickets to see Hamilton over spring break.

So . . . we began our road-trip-of-a-lifetime to Portland the last week of March. I sat on the passenger side and read the libretto annotations to my husband, Dan, from Hamilton: The Revolution while we listened to the soundtrack.



I chuckled at the music theory and theater allusions; Dan liked the old school hip-hop Lin-Manual Miranda referenced in the book. He put together a playlist of all of the original music quoted in Hamilton . . . for educational purposes.

Dan's Hamilton References Playlist:

  1. Pharaoh Monch - Simon Says
  2. The Notorious BIG - Juicy
  3. The Notorious BIG - Ten Crack Commandments
  4. A Tribe Called Quest - Everything Is Fair
  5. DMX - Party Up
  6. Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Part II

"It should be a good one," Dan said, as the Hamilton album came to a close.

"Whoa, you sound more excited than usual!"
We checked into our hotel, and the clerk asked us the reason for our visit to Portland.

"We're going to see Hamilton."

"That's still going on?" the clerk asked. "It sounded like a lot of guests were here to see it last weekend. I didn't know it was still happening."

How could she not know? It just felt wrong that the whole city hadn't stopped for the show.

Between our arrival in Portland and the night of, I opened the hotel safe about fifty times to make sure the tickets were still there.

"Is it weird that I am kind of nervous?" I asked Dan before we headed to the theater. "What if my expectations are dashed?"

I took the tickets out of safe and gave them to Dan. He shoved them into his pocket.

"Can't you put those somewhere more secure, like zip them in your coat pocket?" I asked him.

"I like to put my hands in my coat pockets while I walk," he said.

"Can't you not do that for a couple of blocks?"

We didn't lose our tickets. They also scanned without any problem (another neurotic Hamilton fear of mine).

The theater was packed. The merch table was blocked by a mob of people. It was impossible to get to the bathroom, and the line for it extended across the entire lobby. I found a second restroom with a shorter line. I heard a girl in the stall next to mine say that she was still processing this whole experience. She still couldn't believe she was at Hamilton.

I could relate.



Our seats were on the third row to the right of the orchestra. We thought we might be on the outer edge, but when we sat down, we glanced at each other, wide-eyed.

"These seats are really good," Dan said.

"Holy shit!" I responded.


Around 7:30, I turned to Dan and said, "What time is it? SHOW TIME!"

Dan rolled his eyes, "You've been waiting until 7:30 to say that, haven't you?"

The show began and . . . Aaron Burr’s mic was dead.

If you know anything about Hamilton, you know that Aaron Burr is kind of important. He is the nemesis, the narrator. He sings some of the best songs. He starts the entire show. Think Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar.

Fun fact: My school sound system also broke down the week before during our elementary school production of The Lion King. I don't feel so bad now.

The theater stopped the show midway through the first scene, and the cast was called offstage. About ten minutes later, the show restarted from the beginning. I ❤ live theater!

We were so close to the stage, we could see the actors spit, a sign of good diction by the way.

"I'm a little nervous I might notice when the actors make a mistake," I whispered to Dan. "I mean, we can see EVERYTHING!"

Of course, the show went off without another hitch.

Audience members audibly responded exactly as expected: “Immigrants, we get the job done!” or "And when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I'm 'a compel him to include women in the sequel!" (Oh wait, that was me hooting and hollering.)

Even Dan surreptitiously rapped along with, “Every action has an equal, opposite reaction . . .” ,

"I did expect more ooh's during the Cabinet Battles," Dan said in the hotel room that night.

"Not everyone's a rap connoisseur, Dan." 






The Sequel 

The second week of April, Dan received an email from the theater in Salt Lake about Hamilton tickets opening up.


That Saturday, I texted my brother and sister-in-law:

"Dan got an email from the theater about tickets to Hamilton opening up in SLC, so . . .

#spontaneous"

"It’s got to be good if Dan is willing to see it twice in less than a month," I added.

"Haha!! That’s honestly what I was thinking!!!" my sister-in-law texted back.

"Don’t tell anyone," I told her, "but he totally sings along during this show."


We saw the same cast, but Jefferson’s understudy took over about halfway through the first act. Why? I don’t know . . . live theater strikes again.

That night, Dan made me list all of the parts I cried at. (He also laughs at me when we listen to the soundtrack in the car, and I full out bawl during the finale.)

Then he admitted he teared up a little when Eliza took Hamilton's hand and forgave him at the end of "It's Quiet Uptown."

Dan shrugged, "Hey, I'm a sensitive guy."

Hamilton Take Two
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Sunday, April 08, 2018

Best. Weekend. Ever. (RE-POST from 4/23/17)

I'm too busy hanging out with these little guys to update my blog this weekend. In fact, the newborn in the first picture is celebrating his first birthday this weekend. What? Already? Where does the time go? Enjoy this reread from last year. 

Best. Weekend. Ever.

I say this a lot, so I'm not sure whether or not you will believe that it was the "Best. Weekend. Ever.," or if I just had an extra shot of espresso right before I typed it.

I also arrived late to the put-a-period-after-every-word-to-add-emphasis party, so I apologize in advance to all of my friends who will be getting three-capitalized-punctuated-word comments from me on Facebook for the next few months.

If last weekend wasn't the Best. Weekend. Ever., it definitely ranked in my top five.

And why?

Last weekend, I was able to visit my brand new baby nephew, my almost-two-year-old nephew, my nieces on my husband's side, celebrate my husband's 40th birthday in a sort of funny way (more on that later), and celebrate Easter with my family.

When my almost-two-year-old nephew was born, you might remember he was one of the highlights of my summer that year. Nowadays, this particular nephew is obsessed with vacuum cleaners, brooms, and lawn mowers. He is growing into quite the character.

Since I can't quite put my Best. Weekend. Ever. into words, I thought I would show it. Enjoy!

THE BEST WEEKEND EVER (When Words Aren't Enough)


 

  


 

 
  


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