Saturday, January 31, 2026

School Stories For the New Year


 
It's about time for another installment of music class funnies. I know it's been a while, but, rest assured, the kids still entertain me on a daily basis. 

That time I was compared to Grandma 
One day, I was wearing gray tights with one of my cute teacher outfits (most likely from Ann Taylor Loft). 

The kindergartners were quite concerned, "Why are your legs gray today?" 

I explained I was wearing tights, that my legs weren't really gray. 

"Oh yeah," said a little girl. "My grandma wears those!"

That time the kids thought I wasn't coming back 
One of my 4th graders entered my classroom and immediately raised his hand.

"I heard you won't be here next year," he said when I called on him.

Did these kids know something I didn't? 

"I'll be retiring someday, but that's not for nine more years."

I figured out that the 3rd graders had started the rumor. The class had taken an instrument pretest the week before. 

"It's okay if you don't know all the answers. If you already know all the answers, I won't have anything to teach you, and I'll be out of a job, " I told them. 

I guess, "I'll be out of a job" was the only thing they heard, and the 3rd graders told their 4th grade siblings.

Kids are so literal.
 
That time my students proved they know me quite well
After teaching the same students (and some of their parents) year after year for twenty-five years, the kiddos have a sixth sense about me.

For instance, one Friday a student dropped by my classroom toward the end of the day. 

"Be safe this weekend," she said. "And don't stay in your office all day."

Great. They've figured out I'm a workaholic.
 

The other day, I was getting ready to read a story to the second graders. I do a whole song and dance with the book, and the kids respond rhythmically because—well—I teach music. 

"Sit down," one of the little boys said. 

"What?" 

"You should sit down. You're going to get tired," he said. 

I guess I'm not hiding my perimenopausal exhaustion very well. 

That time imitation was a form of flattery
I project a rockstar chart for each class on my board. If they have a perfect day in music, they earn a star. Included with the chart is a bitmoji of yours truly striking a disco pose.
 


When I line up a certain first grade class, one little boy stands in front of the board and hits the exact same pose . . . Every. Single. Time.

That time Copy Cat ruled the music class (Hint: Pretty much all the time) 
If you're a faithful reader of my blog posts, you know that I have puppet named Copy Cat who helps the kids find their singing voices. 

He is way more popular than Mrs. Duggan. Even the 6th graders ask to see Copy Cat at the end of class.

And when we're busy rehearsing programs, the littles constantly ask, "Where's Copy Cat? Why doesn't he come see us anymore?"

When the kindergartners see me around the school building, they whisper, "How's Copy Cat doing?"

Copy Cat dresses up for special occasions like Talk Like a Pirate Day and Halloween. 

When he's not in costume, one little boy cleverly came up with the moniker, "Default Copy Cat."
 

One morning, one of my colleagues covered a kindergarten class while I was in a meeting. 

When the teacher dismissed the kids, one girl approached him with a very serious expression. 

"You're supposed to be holding the Cat."

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Sunday, January 04, 2026

Reading Challenge 2025: Goal +1!

 
Faithful readers of my not-so-consistent blog posts might recall that I had to lower my reading goal last year in order to reach it. 
 
I am pleased to announce that I reached my reading goal this year. In fact, I read 21 books, although a few of them were short stories in order to help me meet the deadline. 
 
But I'd like to point out that I also read Blonde this year, which is 738 pages of LITERARY FICTION. 
 
Quality vs. quantity should really count for something, you know. 
 
Oh, and I read a few rock n' roll memoirs, very Gen X of me.

 

Becky's 20 (+1) Books of 2025 

(I'll read more when I retire . . . LOL!) 

 JANUARY
 
1. The Housemaid is Watching by Freida McFadden 
Notes and Favorites: In the third installment of the Housemaid series, Millie is middle-aged and dealing with middle-aged issues, high blood pressure, raising kids, moving to the suburbs, etc. I had been told this was the least favorite in the series, but I really liked it. Maybe I enjoyed seeing what she was up to in her 40s, and I LOVED her badass family. 

2. Little Town on the Prairie by Laura Ingalls Wilder
Notes and Favorites: This book connects most to our road trip last summer to Laura Ingalls Wilder’s hometown of DeSmet, South Dakota. And Nellie Olson returns in this iteration . . . Of course, there is the unfortunate chapter about a minstrel show. Ugh . . . American history is THE WORST.

FEBRUARY 

3. These Happy Golden Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder
Notes and Favorites:  She refused to allow the minister to say, “obey” in her marriage vows, and Almanzo agreed right away. That's pretty badass. 
 
MARCH

4. Manhattan Beach by Jennifer Egan
Notes and Favorites: This book significantly differed from A Visit From the Goon Squad and Candy House. It's part historical fiction, part gangster/crime noir, and it told a more cohesive story than the aforementioned titles. And I enjoyed the ride just as much as her previous works. 
 
 
APRIL 
 
5. The Fury by Alex Michaelides
Notes and Favorites: The Silent Patient is still my favorite by this author, but this was a fun thriller too with some unusual twists and an Agatha Christie-esque setting.
 
6. The First Four Years by Laura Ingalls Wilder
Notes and Favorites: I have now finished the official Little House canon since my vacation to Laura Ingalls Wilder's hometown last summer, although it's unclear whether this book was going to be ninth in the series. It was found and published posthumously. 
 
MAY
 
7. Someone Who Isn't Me by Geoff Rickly 
Notes and Favorites: This is a beautiful, trippy book about existentialism, self discovery and the road to overcoming addiction. The fact that it's written by a Gen X musician is a bonus.
 
JUNE
 
8. Mud Ride: A Messy Trip Through The Grunge Explosion by Steve Turner (not my brother)
Notes and Favorites: First of all, I always thought it was cool that the Mudhoney guitarist has the same name as my brother. Second, I found out about this book when I heard Steve Turner speak at Treefort, our local music festival. This is a really interesting snapshot of the evolution of grunge from someone who was right in the middle of it during its early days.
 
9. Rebel Girl: My Life As a Feminist Punk by Kathleen Hanna
Notes and Favorites: “I asked the cisgender white guys to look around and think about how much space they were taking up. I asked them to think about how unwelcome some people usually felt at shows. I asked them to make space. And then I said, ‘Oh, sorry. Is this the same thing Slayer said yesterday?’” (Quotation from Kathleen Hanna, responding to “Girls to the Front” chant while headlining Riot Fest in 2019)
 

JULY 
 
10. Say Everything: A Memoir by Ione Skye
Notes and Favorites: This book seemed like the obvious follow-up to Rebel Girl since both authors married Adam Horovitz, and the Gen X gossip girl in me wanted to see what they had to say about that. However, this was more than a spill-the-dirt-on-celebrities memoir (although there is a little of that). It is also a heartfelt story about an unconventional upbringing, part coming-of-age, part self-realization.
 
11. Blonde by Joyce Carol Oates
Notes and Favorites: This has been on my list for over two decades. And this summer, I did it. I set weekly goals and got it done! This feminist fictionalized retelling of Marilyn Monroe’s life is pretty brilliant but not for the faint of heart. It might be difficult to find a book that compares to the journey this book has taken me on these last two months. 

AUGUST 
 
I finished exactly 0 books this month. I was also performing in a production of The Music Man and, at the same time, starting back to school. I was a little busy . . .  

SEPTEMBER

12. Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult: A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere by Maria Bamford
Notes and Favorites: Moving, irreverent, and hilarious: Who knew mental illness could be all of those things simultaneously? 
 
 
OCTOBER 

13. Rouge by Mona Awad
Notes and Favorites: First of all, I love everything by Mona Awad. She's one of my favorite authors, up there alongside Margaret Atwood. I've never cried at the end of one of her books though. This story is part fairy tale, part Greek and Egyptian myth, part take-down of the beauty industry and our obsession with it. But at its core, it's a grief journey, daughter losing her mother, and that wrecked me a little.
 
14. But He Doesn't Know the Territory by Meredith Willson 
Notes and Favorites: A friend of mine lent me this book after I portrayed Marian Paroo in The Music Man last summer. I was so happy he did. I gained a greater understanding of this charming musical and the process of “from page to stage.” I loved the scene when, after Willson had been trying to “get Mama in the show” throughout his entire narrative, Barbara Cook sang Willson's final iteration of “My White Knight” (my favorite aria to sing in the show), and he realized, “I had had Mama in the show all the time” (p. 175). 

15. Naked by David Sedaris
Notes and Favorites: As always, I enjoyed this David Sedaris collection, especially the way it focuses on his family and younger years until the final essay, which embodies the title, “Naked” (spoiler alert: it's about nudists).

NOVEMBER 

16. "Two Thanksgiving Day Gentleman" by O. Henry
Notes and Favorites: I am now in the rush-to-complete-my book-quota-by-the-end-of-the-year era. I like to read holiday classics at this time of the year, and it was fun to find a Thanksgiving story story written by a quintessential American author.

DECEMBER

17. "The Snow Queen" by Hans Christian Andersen 
Notes and Favorites: This fairy tale inspired Frozen. It even has a reindeer. An early scene where Kay meets the Snow Queen had obvious parallels to C.S. Lewis’s scene between Edmund and the White Witch as well. 

18. "Christmas By Injunction" by O. Henry 
Notes and Favorites: Yet another selection in my quest to reach my book challenge quota, this is about a prospector who wants to play Santa Claus in a mining town with no children. Of course, the story also comes with the signature O. Henry dry wit and twist at the end.  

19. "Whistling Dick's Christmas Stocking" by O. Henry 
Notes and Favorites: This story centers on a homeless vagabond who does a kind deed and is rewarded for it. He does receive a Christmas stocking and the story takes place on Christmas, but that's as far as the connection goes.

20. "A Chaparral Christmas Gift" by O. Henry
Notes and Favorites: This was a very short story of jilted love in the Wild Southwest with a tiny twist at the end. 
 
 
 

21. Crook Manifesto by Colson Whitehead 
Notes and Favorites: I loved this second installment in Whitehead's Ray Carney trilogy, revisiting the quirky criminals and the ephemeral Harlem throughout the 60s (Harlem Shuffle) and the 70s (this book). I look forward to the third book, although it doesn't have a release date yet.
 
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